GARAM MASALA JOKES

Ek Insaan Ka Bahut Bura time
Darwaza Kholaa Toh uski Kundi Haath Mein Aa Gayi
Suitcase Uthaane Lagaa To Handle Haath Mein Aa Gayaa
Nal (Tap) Kholaa To  Toonti Haath Mein Aa Gayi
Ab Wo Bechara  Peshab Karne Se Bhi Dar Raha Hai


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Suhagraat Ke Din Ek kanjoos Dulha Apni Dulhan Se
Khoob Sex Karne Ke Baad  usse bola
“Agar tumhe Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai Toh
Kanjoosi Karni Padegi”
Smart Dulhan: “Toh  Phir Itna Sara Oil  L*nd Par
Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi, Hamaare Gaon mein Toh Ye Kaam
Thook Lagaa Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha“


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Ladkies Ki Uper Ki Sab Chiz
“B” Se Shuru Hoti Hai.
Blouse ,Bra ,Bikini,Boobs,
Or Niche Ki
“P” Se Peticot,Panty,  Pussy .
Ab Samjhe Aadmi Ko (BP”)
KI Problem Kyu Hai


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Girl:  Baba Mera Boy Frnd Kb Sudhrega?
Nirmal Baba : Sath Layi Ho?
Girl: Nhi
Baba: Koi Baat Nhi Apni “BRA KHOLO” .
GIRL: KYOU ?
BABA:Uske Hath Ki Lakire Dekhni Hai  


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LADYS TELLS DOCTOR:
MERE HUSBAND KA BAHUT BADA HAI.
ANDER JATA HAI TO KALEJE KO LAGTA HAI
……
……..
……
DOCTOR: CHOTA KAR DU KYA.
Ladys :Nhi Kakeja Upar Kar Do  


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Girl-Aap Itne Kale Kyon Ho?
Boy-Agar Main Kala Hoon To Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai ?
Girl-Agar Mere Baap Ka Gya Hota To App Gore Hote  


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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.
Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
Pati : “Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?”
Biwi Sharmate Hue : “Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko…
Dudh Zarur Pila Dena 


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Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam rahti hai
.
.
Nhi Pata
.
Ans
Garam Masala
.
Dekha Genius hun par kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya



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The catfight between bebo and piggychops is not a new thing 4 bollywood.

once bebo commented: "I wonder where Priyanka got her accent from?"

and listen to piggy: "I want to tell Kareena that I got my accent from the same place where her boy friend (Saif Ali Khan) got his," referring to Saif and her education overseas.

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DuriYon ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zyada aapse
.
.
Bas ek bottle
MAAZA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye..!



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Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam rahti hai
.
.
Nhi Pata
.
Ans
Garam Masala
.
Dekha Genius hun par kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya



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