FUNNY JOKES

LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.

Father angry: What is this?

Very Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.

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Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!  



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Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza,

1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.

Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.! 

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India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar. 

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Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Beggar: Roti do baba

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do

Pandit's Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO ! 

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Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai

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Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi...

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Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai ... Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain. 

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Mama ne nayi swift car li,
Swift car k peche likhwaya
"Saawan Ko Aane Do"
Peche se truck ne thok diya,
Truck par likha tha
"aaya saawan jhoom ke" 

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