MARRAIGE JOKES

Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk."

The groom broom says, "How can that be possible? We haven't even swept together!"



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patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon


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How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Yr 1. Janu
.
Yr 2. O G
.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
.
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
.
And
then…..
.
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
.
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?


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Man outside phone booth :

Excuse me !!

You are holding the phone since 20 mins.

&

haven't spoken a word..

Man inside - Sir
.
.
.
I'm talking to my wife :D =D =))

Topic over.



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Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

.

.

.

Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You


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